DANGER: New, Potentially Deadly Virus Spreading

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work virus,danger,virus,anxiety,monday thru friday,g rated
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Curiosity Killed the Temp

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curiosity killed the cat,danger,do not touch,electricity,electrocution,temp
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The Sky is Falling!

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danger,falling,glare,light,nerd rage,osha,sky,workplace hazard
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Yes, that is the Front Desk when you walk into the office... Yes, that is where I sit,,,, Yes, my boss did say, "Why aren't you working at your desk, it's not like the computer doesn't work?"

"You Backed Right Into Me!"

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anger,car horn,danger,horn,horn blowing,traffic
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"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"

Do You Have Any Last Words?

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caution,danger,monitored,road sign,warning,yellow sign,you are being monitored
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If you do, speaker them now!

Poison-what?

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bathroom,danger,misspell,poison,safety,toilet paper
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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Only When They Ring

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bad neighborhood,crime,danger,depressing,door,doorbell,drive by,ghetto,knock,no thanks,paper signs,ring,Sad,safety,signage,Terrifying,wtf
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