Poison-what?

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Poison-what?
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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Well That's Awfully Selective

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Well That's Awfully Selective
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I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?

~OLJ

The Sky is Falling!

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The Sky is Falling!
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Yes, that is the Front Desk when you walk into the office... Yes, that is where I sit,,,, Yes, my boss did say, "Why aren't you working at your desk, it's not like the computer doesn't work?"