If you do, speaker them now!
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.
I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?
Yes, that is the Front Desk when you walk into the office... Yes, that is where I sit,,,, Yes, my boss did say, "Why aren't you working at your desk, it's not like the computer doesn't work?"
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