"You Backed Right Into Me!"

Favorite
anger,car horn,danger,horn,horn blowing,traffic
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"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"

Poison-what?

Favorite
bathroom,danger,misspell,poison,safety,toilet paper
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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Well That's Awfully Selective

Favorite
bathroom,danger,lock,security
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I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?

~OLJ

The Sky is Falling!

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danger,falling,glare,light,nerd rage,osha,sky,workplace hazard
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Yes, that is the Front Desk when you walk into the office... Yes, that is where I sit,,,, Yes, my boss did say, "Why aren't you working at your desk, it's not like the computer doesn't work?"

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