We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers

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We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers
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If I were A&F, I'd write a different email:

Dear Mrs Navarra,

JEANS ALL LOOK THE SAME. YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM.

~OLJ

No Money, No Service

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No Money, No Service
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Ha, I wonder how many people signed up for an eye exam, then ran away when it was done shouting "I know my eye prescription now and it was freeeeeeee..." Good luck getting contacts or glasses anywhere without an optometrist's certified prescription, though.

~OLJ