And remember the second rule:
Here we see a flight passenger scoring free in-flight wifi by proclaiming his love for Halo over Call of Duty. Does this qualify as "air support?" A care package, perhaps?
When the waiter singles you out for death, everyone else on the waitstaff does their best to avoid you. Dead men don't tip.
Cousin Sal gives us a lesson in the Art of Trolling in the workplace, courtesy of a few hapless Costco customers!