From the submitter:
When ordering some shirts at interpunk, i requested if they could draw a zombie with a Black Flag tattoo on the box. And so they did...
The sad thing is that this is already 10 minutes into the conversation according to the caller:
This recording picks up roughly 10 minutes into the call, whereby my wife and I have already played along and given a myriad of reasons and explanations as to why we are canceling (which is why I simply stopped answering the rep's repeated question -- it was clear the only sufficient answer was "Okay, please don't disconnect our service after all.").