From the submitter:

My boss was away for his Army reserve training. Little did he know a war was brewing in his office.

From reddit user FilthFlarnFilth:

I went away on vacation and came back this at work.

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Sometimes he should mess around with everyone's regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

I guess once they let it in, they had to give it a job.

~OLJ