Green Man! How Are Those Performance Indicators Coming Along?

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Green Man! How Are Those Performance Indicators Coming Along?
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"It says you have to dress for success." "Yeah, we know that already, obviously! What else is there?"

Tech Support Is Hungry for Brains

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Tech Support Is Hungry for Brains
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"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."

"BRAAAAAINS"

"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."

"BRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS"

"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."

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They Have Begun to Gather...

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They Have Begun to Gather...
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By jordan brandon
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Ted, you aren't wearing your bunny head.

Barbara down in accounting has been planning this for weeks... Today was the day you wear the bunny head. Maybe you should just work from home. We'd all be more comfortable if you just wore the bunny head. No, I can't take mine off to talk to you. I feel better with it on.