"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."
"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."
"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."
Ted, you aren't wearing your bunny head.
Barbara down in accounting has been planning this for weeks... Today was the day you wear the bunny head. Maybe you should just work from home. We'd all be more comfortable if you just wore the bunny head. No, I can't take mine off to talk to you. I feel better with it on.