I just hate to think what this smart aleck would do if he was told to burn a cd. Or rip one. Geez, why is data storage lingo so violent?
~Office Lackey Jack
I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.