I just hate to think what this smart aleck would do if he was told to burn a cd. Or rip one. Geez, why is data storage lingo so violent?
~Office Lackey Jack
I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.
Since the Macbook trackpad already lets you bypass the standard point n' click method of manipulating browser windows in a million different finger-twisting ways, can we move on to making clipboard shortcuts, too?
Also, this goddamn gif is so hypnotic I can't stop watching it. Goddamn it.