Choose Wisely!

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Choose Wisely!
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Edit: We've had some good ones so far!

alw2671: A bottle of VIP Gin, a huge cucumber, and a tube of Preparation H.
Beth: Pregnancy test, coat hangers, drano.
Obvious Guy: Sponge-bob DVD, Cattle Prod and chocolate.
SirRealOne74: Toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. Because that'd be a first for a WalMart customer.

10/10, lol'd hard.

But How Else Will I Know if It Fits?

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But How Else Will I Know if It Fits?
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Don't you at least have, I don't know, a fitting room or something? No? Sigh. I'll just have to guess and go with your largest size then, cough cough.