But caffeine isn't the only culprit.
...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:
How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience
Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.
You win this round, me.
Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.