What Felon Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

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The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

I Wish the Printer Would Stop Jamming

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GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!

For When You Need the Break Room Coffee to Pack Extra Punch

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Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.

Comics Edition: Every. Single. Morning.

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...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:
job fails - quick riser