Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!
The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.
~Office Lackey Jack
GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!
Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.
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