Just Wait a Couple Months

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Just Wait a Couple Months
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But! There is a Mac version of Civilization V. For that, all is forgiven. Also, Portal 2 was released simultaneously for Mac and Windows, so no worries there either.

~OLJ

What New Hires Have to Put Up With

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What New Hires Have to Put Up With
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In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ

Lots of Plans!

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Lots of Plans!
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

My Old Nemesis, USB Insertion

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My Old Nemesis, USB Insertion
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That's what SHE said, amirite? Amirite?

holds hand up for high-five, is left hanging

~OLJ

Bureaucracy and Effective Communication Are Mutually Exclusive

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Bureaucracy and Effective Communication Are Mutually Exclusive
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Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ