But! There is a Mac version of Civilization V. For that, all is forgiven. Also, Portal 2 was released simultaneously for Mac and Windows, so no worries there either.
Shoutouts to our friends over at College Humor, who always bring the funny!
It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.
But caffeine isn't the only culprit.
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????