For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.
GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!
The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.
~Office Lackey Jack
...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway: