It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.
I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward
How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience