One Extremely Prideful Finger

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One Extremely Prideful Finger
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This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.

~OLJ

Fires: The Best Way to Get Fired

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Fires: The Best Way to Get Fired
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How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

Does That Also Go for the Car You Drive?

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Does That Also Go for the Car You Drive?
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Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack