"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."
Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.
For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.