"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."
In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.
Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????