You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!
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