I Guess That Means Drugs for Mario

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Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario

DIY Two-Ply

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Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

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