Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.
It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.
Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!