I Didn't Think a "Birds and the Bees" for Coffee Would be Necessary...

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I Didn't Think a "Birds and the Bees" for Coffee Would be Necessary...
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Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

Like a True Boss

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Like a True Boss
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Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.

In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!

Your new lackey,

Water Cooler Chris

(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)

I'm Willing to Bet the Latter

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I'm Willing to Bet the Latter
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If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.

The Morning Commute: I Really Need to Get a Car

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The Morning Commute: I Really Need to Get a Car
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FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????