It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.
Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!
When you decide to kid the boss, be careful about the timing.
Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."
You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!
This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.