What Felon Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

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The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

Comics Edition: It's All Part of the Skills Test

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He Just Thinks He's Found Another Set of Office Supplies to Steal

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Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.

We're Worthless Scum, Not Even Deserving of the Most Base Insults...

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"It's like we're interns or something!"

What's Your Problem?

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"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"

"Whoa. Way too deep."

Horrible, Sad Truths

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Comics Edition: Profit From Other People's Labor

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