For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
When you decide to kid the boss, be careful about the timing.
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????
You win this round, me.