Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!
"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."