In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.
They're like prison bars for your bandwidth!
Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.
~Office Lackey Jack
Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.