[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]
"I was so tired, I forgot to put the cup under the spout. I stared at it for a moment, then thought, "I should really get a picture of this." I don't remember why I happened to have my camera with me in the kitchen this morning."