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coffee,coffee machine,funeral,getting attached
By The Moofie
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From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]

coffee,employee,free coffee,Starbucks
By Unknown
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

coffee,intravenous,IV
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job fails - coffeeiv

Intravenous? But I'll miss the flat, stale taste of coffee that's been sitting in the breakroom all weekend!

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