You're the Worst Barista Ever, HAL

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2001,coffee,hal,hal 2000,space odyssey,space odyssey 2001,vending machine
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I think it's safe to say that of all the AI in science fiction, HAL 9000 would get the worst customer service rating in food service or retail.

~OLJ

What is This Stuff? Here's a Hint: Monday Mornings Would Be Nearly Impossible Without It!

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caffeine,coffee,mondays,monday thru friday,g rated
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It's none other than your favorite pick-me-up: caffeine! Raw caffeine powder mush freshly extracted from coffee beans. In it's pure form, caffeine is a bitter white powder that looks a lot like sugar.

Cruise Control For Cool

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caffeine,caps lock,Chart,coffee,energy,Line Graph
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Just Be Yourself!

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Aliens,morning coffee,coffee,Be Yourself
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The less time you spend as Oool-GwAz from Planet +?F, the better.

COFFEEEEE!

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Bad Translator,coffee,stealing,theft
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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

How Much Are Frappucinosh?

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sean connery,Starbucks,coffee
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Actually, a pumpkin spysh latte shounds pretty delishush. Ushshshshsh.

Tastes Like It...

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addiction,barf,basic instructions,boredom,clever,coffee,creamer,creativity in the workplace,cubicle prank,decoration,flavor pumps,food,fridge politics,gross,hand sanitizer,kitchen,lube,office kitchen,paper signs,prank,pump,pumps,purel,sass,screw you,signage,warning,wiseass
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