*Observes Coffee Machine*

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*Observes Coffee Machine*
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Please DO NOT put signs next to the coffee machine. It wastes resources.

            Management

Office Swag: Who needs a coffee machine when you have this?

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Office Swag: Who needs a coffee machine when you have this?
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Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a refreshing cup of...beer?

It's easy to get attached to one's coffee machine

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It's easy to get attached to one's coffee machine
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From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]

I Didn't Think a "Birds and the Bees" for Coffee Would be Necessary...

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I Didn't Think a "Birds and the Bees" for Coffee Would be Necessary...
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Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...