But First, Make Sure to Update Logout and then Log Out of Logout to Properly Log Out

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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

When I Say "Close Browser" I Mean "Ctrl + Q"

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When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.

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