Bought to make it easier to see cat pictures, used to scare away actual cats. The internet age.
This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.
Me gwaan clean de floor so good, yah see yah face innit an' ting!