Also, Both are Very Very Dirty

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Also, Both are Very Very Dirty
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If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.

Every Day I'm Spookin'

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Every Day I'm Spookin'
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Bought to make it easier to see cat pictures, used to scare away actual cats. The internet age.

~OLJ

Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Their 3-Week-Old Gorgonzola Salad

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Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Their 3-Week-Old Gorgonzola Salad
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This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ