This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
Me gwaan clean de floor so good, yah see yah face innit an' ting!
Bought to make it easier to see cat pictures, used to scare away actual cats. The internet age.
If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.