I guess my suspicions that chairs were originally intended for professional wrestling have finally been confirmed.
I jacked the wheels off my boses chair when he was on his lunch hour, and left him this great note.
1) You just had your morning coffee.
2) You had a big dinner last night.
3) The hallway to the bathroom looks like this...
What do you do?
Employees had been upgrading their desk chairs by removing chairs from our conference room. In responce, a new, highly advanced theft deturrent system was implemented.