Go Ahead, I Dare You!

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Go Ahead, I Dare You!
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Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!

I'm Willing to Bet the Latter

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I'm Willing to Bet the Latter
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If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.

Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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Coat Hangers Are Half Off
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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

We Don't Take Too Kindly to Scammers in These Parts

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We Don't Take Too Kindly to Scammers in These Parts
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In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

God, Shannon, You're the Worst

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God, Shannon, You're the Worst
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You know what's even worse? Cashier's that correct your grammar. GOD Shannon I KNOW the apostrophe doesn't go there. Lay OFF, woman.

~OLJ

Get to Know Your Server

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Get to Know Your Server
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Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ