Vain, whose real name is Paige A. Jennings, had been an intern at Lazard Asset Management for about seven months. Her twitter, @TheVeronicaVain, is full of gems, but this sums it up best:
I left finance because if I'm going to take it up the ass for a decade, I'd prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it.
(h/t Business Insider.)
(Insider? But I just...)