Acid Rain? Maybe an Acceptable Request. Otherwise...

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Meme Monday: Not the Greatest Person to Meet on Your Commute

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Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

Let's See If You Bastards Can Do 90

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Sir, Could You Please Describe the Car

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"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"

Silly Car! Get Out of There!

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That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

Introducing the 2013 Derpster!

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Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.

May Come With Some Stains

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You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ