Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...
... and by 2031, we meant never.
Some people just pretend that they can read.
This is probably the only workplace where a prank like this could happen. What would they make a car out of if they worked at McDonald's? Or Staples? Or the Dollar Store?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson