Sir, Could You Please Describe the Car

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"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"

Protip: Don't Block The Dumpster Area

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He should be glad they didn't run over his car with the truck.

You'd Be Surprised

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Some people just pretend that they can read.

May Come With Some Stains

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You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ

Pimp My Tot's Ride

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This is probably the only workplace where a prank like this could happen. What would they make a car out of if they worked at McDonald's? Or Staples? Or the Dollar Store?