I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!
No, seriously. Shut up.
"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"
Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?
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