Wait, Where's the Chase ATM Again?

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Wait, Where's the Chase ATM Again?
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Damn, I lost it again! Where's Google Maps when you need it?

Applying for the 'Captain Obvious' Position

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Applying for the 'Captain Obvious' Position
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"I see, Mr. Obvious. Now tell me why exactly you're applying for this position."

"Money!"