"Bob, look, a user!" "Oh sweet Jesus! Quick, send them our 50-CD thank you gift pack!"

He's learning, everybody!

Or, "I.E. Before C, You're Freakin' Kidding Me."

I tried to get the Firefox cut into my hair, but my skull ran out of RAM and crashed (Rimshot).

-Water Cooler Chris

Evanescence? Hey There Delilah? Sure is weepy early 2000s music in here.

~OLJ

When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.