Nobody Messes With Seagulls

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI&feature=player_detailpage

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?

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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Monday Memes

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LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

job fails - hell of boiling oil

A Red Sticky Day

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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

Frozen Explosion

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In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Happy Friday! Keep Your Wandering Hands on Your Desk Until You Have Permission to Use Them

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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.