breakroom

back to the future,breakroom,do not touch,food,signs
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

breakroom,cup,dirty,hygiene,sanitation,styrofoam
By Unknown
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

breakroom,sign,tb,theft
By JT
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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

breakroom,sign,taxes,theft
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

breakroom,microwave,post it,sticky
By Jared Brown
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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

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