breakroom

ask the boss
By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

Sanitary Regulations
By Unknown
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

Via: theduty.tumblr.com
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It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

Not Even A Little Peek?
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Water Flowchart
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ