You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?

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back to the future,breakroom,do not touch,food,signs
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

The Bravest Little Toaster

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breakroom,signs,toaster
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Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did: job fails - toaster goes to mars

The Magazine Ate It

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It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

A Red Sticky Day

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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

It's Been Sitting There for Se7en Days

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this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Frozen Explosion

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In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.