"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.
And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun
~Office Lackey Jack
It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.
this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.