It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
~Office Lackey Jack
Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.
Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?
LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!
This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.