It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
~Office Lackey Jack
Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.
this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.
"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.