It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack