"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.
This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.
This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
Resistance to puns is futensile.
Found on the fridge this morning