breakroom

breakroom,cookies,Planet of the Apes,sign
By employee #42
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Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

beer,breakroom,signs
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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

breakroom,cup,dirty,hygiene,sanitation,styrofoam
By Unknown
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

breakroom,signs,toaster
By Unknown
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Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did: job fails - toaster goes to mars

breakroom,sign,taxes,theft
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

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