Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

Monday Meme: Your Break Room Soda Break Is Now RUINED

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

Break Room Offenses Are Firing Offenses

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Read the full email below [via Gawker]:

Clapping Your Hands Won't Help This Time

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Frozen Explosion

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In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Must Be in Accounting

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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack