Happy Friday! Keep Your Wandering Hands on Your Desk Until You Have Permission to Use Them

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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

Morale Booster

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Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Their 3-Week-Old Gorgonzola Salad

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This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?

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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Monday Memes

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LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

job fails - hell of boiling oil

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