Monday Memes

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LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

job fails - hell of boiling oil

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

Charming Yet Unappreciated

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"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

Competing Worldviews

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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

A Red Sticky Day

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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

Morning Facebook Updates

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Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.