breakroom

breakroom,missing,raise,theft
By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

break room,breakroom,flowchart,programming,sign,water cooler
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

breakroom,sign,taxes,theft
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

beer,breakroom,signs
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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

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