break room

break room,kitchen,overlord,waffle iron,waffle maker
By Unknown
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Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.

break room,fire hazard,toaster
By Unknown
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

break room,coffee,coffee machine
By Unknown
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If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

break room,coffee,Rage Comics
By Unknown
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If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

break room,breakroom,flowchart,programming,sign,water cooler
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

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