break room

break room,food,mm,post-it notes
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

break room,food,refrigerator,selfish,sharing
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Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

break room,coffee,coffee machine
By Unknown
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If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

break room,kitchen,overlord,waffle iron,waffle maker
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Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.

break room,microwave,notes,passive aggression
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

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