Time to Get a Smaller Bowl

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Time to Get a Smaller Bowl
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

Alternative Coffee-Making Methods

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Alternative Coffee-Making Methods
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If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

Captain Obvious Provides You With Workplace Safety Tips

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Captain Obvious Provides You With Workplace Safety Tips
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

Microwave Drama

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Microwave Drama
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.