Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

Have You No Decency, Sir?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk

But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare

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allergies,break room,food allergies
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Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.

Sharing is Caring

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Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Time to Get a Smaller Bowl

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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.