Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!
There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.
Like a boss.
If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.
Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.
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