Also, Both are Very Very Dirty

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Also, Both are Very Very Dirty
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If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

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Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

Have You No Decency, Sir?

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Have You No Decency, Sir?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk

But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare

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But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare
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Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.