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break room breakroom flowchart programming sign water cooler - 5255547136
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

break room coffee coffee machine - 4819921920
By Unknown
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If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

break room kitchen overlord waffle iron waffle maker - 6424592384
By Unknown
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Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.

break room microwave notes passive aggression - 4776728320
By Unknown
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.