Dear Peons and Underlings...

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Dear Peons and Underlings...
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Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.

Do I Work in an Office of Magicians or Something?

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Do I Work in an Office of Magicians or Something?
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If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

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Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

Also, Both are Very Very Dirty

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Also, Both are Very Very Dirty
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If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ