break room

break room,breakroom,flowchart,programming,sign,water cooler
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

break room,fire hazard,toaster
By Unknown
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

break room,coffee,Rage Comics
By Unknown
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If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

break room,food,mm,post-it notes
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

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