Like a True Boss

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Like a True Boss
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Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.

In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!

Your new lackey,

Water Cooler Chris

(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)

Still Worth It

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Still Worth It
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So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.

Managers Managing

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Managers Managing
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For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.

~OLJ

Boss-Related Injuries Are on the Rise

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Boss-Related Injuries Are on the Rise
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There's a recession on, I'd be surprised if this were the first man to do this.

How to Annoy Your OCD Manager

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How to Annoy Your OCD Manager
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How many times can he walk past before he slams them all shut?

Interior Design

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Interior Design
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Sometimes I just throw a blanket over my head and the monitor just so I have real ultimate privacy.

~OLJ

Of Course That's What I Meant

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Of Course That's What I Meant
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I'm not sure if that's "translating" so much as "repressing."